It certainly appears that way. Which is so unfortunate because Jennifer Lawrence is so awesome, and Rihanna’s so annoying a whore.
The two ran into each other at a restaurant in Paris during Fashion Week, and snapped this adorable picture.
Just look at the difference in the way they’re dressed. Jennifer’s got that midwest charm, looking like the girl next door. Gosh, she’s just great. And Rihanna’s next to her looking like…that. In a restaurant. A restaurant in Paris. Take a fucking shower.
Jennifer just doesn’t look as into it–she probably doesn’t want Rihanna to touch her and get her all sticky. And based on the picture’s caption–and the fact that it was posted from Rihanna’s account–it appears that Rihanna was the excited one. I can see Jennifer’s point of view. I probably wouldn’t be into it either if it weren’t for the fact that if I ever met Rihanna in a restaurant, I’m certain she’d get me high and bang me on the table right then and there. Because she’s Rihanna. She does that stuff.
Here’s a Buzzfeed post about Jennifer Lawrence being awesome. Here’s one about Rihanna being terrible.
Superstar contrasting wearer of fluorescent Supra Skytops, trucker hats and Armani Rihanna took a break from rolling spliffs and dollar bills to spend time with supermodel flavor of the year, Cara Delevingne on a giant boat.
Delevingne has literally been seen with every British person ever (plus Rihanna). Harry Styles, Rita Ora, Kate Moss… whoever.
I’m convinced it’s because, like most models, Cara is offbeat looking. She’s slightly crosseyed and professionally scrawny, but she cleans up well. This is perfectly non-threatening for high-profile lady-friend-divas with inflated egos.
She deserves at least one pat on the butt and two tequila shots for banging greasy musician types (like Pete Doherty) instead of RiRi’s potential lovers. —–> MORE PHOTOS HERE. <—–
Rihanna, one of the most-naked celebrities, is considered a fashion icon. Go figure. If fashion is ever-changing, then Rihanna – with her five unique hair styles a year and bottomless wardrobe – IS fashion (Tom Ford called her dearly departed Instagram account “the most important” thing in the industry), but she also has entire closets dedicated to bikinis and nipple pasties.
Rihanna’s stripper’s paradise continued at the CFDA’s earlier today in New York, where she was presented with the Fashion Icon Award wearing a bedazzled shower cap, see-through strip of fabric by Adam Selma, and pinkish fur.
Perhaps the hat is more of a flapper head dress than synchronized swimwear, but who besides an asexual design student would even notice what’s going on above the neck?
Just realized I haven’t talked about Rihanna in a while because I thought if I prayed hard enough in silence for her Instagram account to reappear I might get a response because summer is here and I desperately need to know which monokini has the best slits and what beach provides equal parts shade and sun for eating pineapple slices off Cara DeLevingne in an MDMA haze.
An Instagram account isn’t even the only thing we’re mourning, Rihanna has sadly been enjoying her break from album-recording, and will probably not release her usual CD in November.
No diamonds, no men down, no broken dishes…
Instead, she’s smoking joints while rooting for Germany in the World Cup and posing for the Arabic edition of Harper’s Bazaar looking like a young, less American Tyra Banks.
Read: Rihanna Kicked Out of Place of Worship For Smizing, Applying Lipstick
